Yes, PBIAB Publishing is offering and ejection handle to Belvin Perry and his minyon, Lisa Munyon.
For the low, low price of $1.2 million dollars, PBIAB is offering the publishing rights to Mr. Arquette’s amazing novel, “The Ninth Circus Court”.
Side note: This is exactly the amount of money that Perry and Munyon cost our author in State salary, State DROP money, and State health insurance.
The question you might be asking yourself is who in the world would have 1.2 million bucks and want to buy the publishing rights for Mr. Arquette’s whistle-blower novel. More specifically, who might have this amount of money who was reportedly making a million dollars a year working for the massive law firm Morgan and Morgan.
What a fuck up by Munyon and Perry. This is money that the State would have naturally paid to Mr. Arquette, but since Perry fired Mr. Arquette, now he and Munyon are on the hook for the total amount.
Hummmmm…
Let’s consider that Belvin Perry Jr. might want to buy the publishing rights, for no other reason than to stop the hemorrhaging of his sketchy legacy. Hey, we all know from the Trump shit that it’s perfectly legal to pay for hush money. However, this isn’t even hush money. What PBIAB is offering is the legal rights to a published novel. This is a straight forward legal purchase of a monetary item. Maybe someone other than Perry is interested in purchasing the rights and making a bundle of money. Who knows. However, Perry is reportedly such a penny-pitching piece of shit that he might want to market the book and make even more money at the expense of his own soul. For example, years ago when he was making enough money to buy a decent car, Perry was driving a beat up (what the young people would describe today as a) raper van.
This sale of Arquette's book is a problem for Munyon, because she isn’t nearly as rich as Perry. No Casey Anthony trial type trial has come along during her term as Chief Judge, which landed Perry the Morgan and Morgan gig.
Let’s consider that Perry is only influenced by B or B. That stands for Benjamin’s or Blowjobs.
If Munyon is going to chip in on the purchase of Arquette’s novel, that means that Munyon has to have made stacks of cash or she will be forced to hit Amazon and by a cheap set of knee-pads.
Let’s break this down.
The State of Florida paid Perry’s lawsuit victim $65,000 bucks for having sex with him for years.
However, we will need to break the word SEX down to blowjobs to determine the price Munyon would have to pay to Perry for her share of acquiring Arquette’s novel.
For the sake of argument, let’s assume that Perry’s victim gave him one blowjob a day and/or on the upper side of the scale, she serviced him once a day, five days a week.
Time to do some math. You guys remember math, right?
To compare Apples to Apples, we know that his victim sucked Perry off for two entire years. Two BJs a day with 260 weekdays in a year is about 260 blowjobs total per year. Two years worth of blowjobs cums out to 520. Assuming that Perry's victim was good and got Perry’s limp dick hard and squirting in five minutes, then we are talking 2600 minutes, which breaks down to 43 hours honking on at a dick the size of a baby’s finger.
More math.
$65,000 (the amount of money award to Perry’s victim by the State of Florida) divided by 43 hours of pure sucking torture comes out to $1511 bucks per hour of minimal jaw stretching. At five minutes per hummer, that comes out to $125 bucks per face-fucks. If Munyon wants to cover half the cost of the $1.2 million to get the book off the shelves, she will have to glob on Perry’s knob for (are you ready for this) that equates to 794 hours of knobbing on Perry’s quarter-inch of pure hell. That means at one blowjob each weekday, it would take Munyon 37 years to pay off Perry with lip service.
Mr. Arquette has reportedly made a deal with an EXIT Company (that’s a company that does shit for you after your dead.) It’s our belief that this EXIT Company will superglue an epoxy plaque of the color cover of his book “The Ninth Circus Court” to Munyon and Perry’s tombstones. They will check it each week to make sure it’s still there or replace it if it begins to fade.
Interesting to see what happens next.
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